Rampantly Percussive Politico

dustpelt:

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

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deansscruffyangel:

imanassbutt:

consultingt-rex:

time-lord-on-baker-street:

ibegto-dreamanddiffer:

amyslastpage:

biffan:

Supernatural has more seasons than Sherlock has episodes

just let that sink in

Doctor Who has had more actors playing the lead character than Sherlock has episodes

Why are you doing this to us?

that sentence had more words than Sherlock has episodes. 

this is why we can’t have nice things

The word Sherlock has more letters than Sherlock has episodes.

FUCKINGSTOP 

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When I see a joke on Tumblr:

When I see the same joke on Facebook:

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tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

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nik-oline:

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(◡‿◡✿) oh well

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exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

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